Friday, February 08, 2008

Deputy Varmit

Greetins to all you townsfolk. I'm Arvin the Aardvark, and I'm the rootin-est, tootin-est paardvark in these parts. I'm no sheriff yet, nor do I have any aspirations - I like my current level of deputy authority just fine, thankya. It's enough to order folks around, but not enough to deal with everyone's problems. The Sheriff does that. I just do what I'm told... and ya'll'd better do what I tell ya!


Pat the Pirate said...

Welcome to town pardner!

Sheriff & I have been so busy hiding behind this column that we didn't even notice ya mosey on in!

As the Sheriff's ummm.... better half, I can say without question that you're a welcome site! Anyone willing to deal with the riffraf round here is a friend of ours!

John said...

great work meg!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reginald T. Stonehouse III, esq. said...

Well 'ello paard'ner. Welcome!

In spite of my unfairly tarnished reputation...I'm as harmless as they come.

Far be it from me to cause any duly appointed officer of the law an ounce of conflagration or consternation.