Greetins to all you townsfolk. I'm Arvin the Aardvark, and I'm the rootin-est, tootin-est paardvark in these parts. I'm no sheriff yet, nor do I have any aspirations - I like my current level of deputy authority just fine, thankya. It's enough to order folks around, but not enough to deal with everyone's problems. The Sheriff does that. I just do what I'm told... and ya'll'd better do what I tell ya!
